Marco Is Love, Marco Is Life (Shrek Parody)

I was only 18 years old.

I love Marco so much, I draw him shirtless and put him all over my deviantart page.

I pray to the Freckled Jesus every night, thanking him for all I've been given.

The Levi fangirls hear me and make half jokes.

They are obviously jealous of my devotion to Marco.

I call them midget fetishists.

They slap me, and I run to my room.

I am crying now, because my face hurts.

I go into my bed, and it is very cold.

I feel a warmth moving towards me.

I feel something touch me.

It's Marco.

I am so happy.

He whispers in my ear, "Ye of great faith, partake of my body and become one with the Freckled Jesus!"

He lifts me with his powerful Marco hands, and hugs me.

I'm ready.

I lift up my cheeks for him, he takes out a sharpie.

It tickles so much, but I do it for Marco.

I can feel my body twitching and I begin to giggle.

I hold myself still.

I want to please Marco.

He smiles an adorable freckled smile once he's done.

The Levi fangirls walk in.

Marco looks them deep in the eye and says, "Time to join the Military Police!"

Marco leaves through my window, using his 3DMG.

Marco is love, Marco is life.